Thursday, December 31, 2009

I’m having sex with a headless woman but her head is on a chair on the corner watching us, giving us dirty looks. The head mouths the words “disappointing,” and “seeeeeen it.” I’m embarrassed but try to press on. It’s not worth it and I finally give up, not knowing who to apologize to, the headless woman or the body. I end up half apologizing to both and both seem angry, the head of the woman because she rolls her eyes and the body because she crosses her arms and generally has body language that indicates as much. I try to leave the room but the door has become very small, and as I crouch down to fit through my pants rip, as well does my shirt and my hat. I’m embarrassed again, and now the head begins laughing and the body is slapping its knees. I scream at the head to stop being so mean, the body slaps me, and then I pretend to take the head’s nose, and tell the body that, and because the body can’t see anything, it believes me and chases me round the room. We both collapse from exhaustion and have a good laugh. Until I make a crass joke about putting a bag over the body and having sex with the head, which isn’t well received and I immediately feel bad about saying it. Then I woke up suddenly, sweating but only around my neck area.

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